We are stereotypical Glaswegians - you can take the >test< yourself, we got a respectable 53/61.

We are kinda big goofballs. We just like hanging out with each other. We got together in 2007, we were just wee pups back then. Now we are grown-ups yay!

On May 25th 2013 we went and got ourselves MARRIED. It was a fairly intimate wedding in the west end of Glasgow. We know what a crazy time it can be.

We live & work together - it's 24/7 and we haven't literally smothered one another yet so we are also available for marriage advice. Rule 1 - always be fed. HANGER IS REAL.

I'm Betty. You can call me... Betty. Or Elizabeth, Liz or Al. 

Born in '89 in good ol' Glasgow. I live on Irn Bru (Scottish nectar) & carbs. I find it extremely difficult to wear anything other than sweatpants. I am in love with all the floofs. 

eating tempeh ANYTHING & playing games on twitch


My first gig was Christina Aguilera in 2003 (the Dirrty era). I love rollercoasters. I lam so in to baked goods (carbs), much to my bodies dismay. I've been veggie since 2016. Disney is life. Casual gaming is must when I have some free time. I am pretty extremely lazy & I'm a notorious napping machine. Need those naps yo! I'm a big tv & movie binger. Give me some mac n cheese and I'll be your friend.

rpg’s • playstation • nintendo • soundtracks • ho cho • toast • point n click games • disney • streaming • jeff bridges • robin williams • greys anatomy • gilmore girls • bobs burgers • the sopranos • its always sunny in philadelphia • blade runner • the big lebowski • ponyo • there will be blood • mrs doubtfire

I'm Dave. Only Elizabeth calls me David.

Born in '85 in good ol' Glasgow. I enjoy quiet morning walks. I need a good coffee to wake me up. I enjoy a chaotic game of rocket league. Betty would be very proud if she knew how well I was doing on football manager. I spend a lot of time with my headphones on - I need my music breaks. 

fig rolls & rocket league


My first gig was Limp Bizkit in 2001 (keep on rollin’), I hate rollercoasters though go on them to make my wife happy. I enjoy expensive rum and have a terrible short term memory (no idea if the two are connected). Video games and travelling are my fave things. Non-smoker. Taurus.

olives • fps • beer • pomade • cheese • travelling • coffee • wine gums • airshows • pringles • reddit • baths • bathbombs • cats • mince pies • painting • good will hunting • high quality headphones • collateral • office space • the wire • the office • comedians in cars getting coffee • the sopranos

Catch us if you can

we love travelling and are lucky enough to travel the globe for awesome weddings. We'll be in the following areas and if you are too - HIT US UP. 

March '19 -


June '19 -






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